Looking for a chill roommate. Chill.
I was helping my friend look for apartments on Craigslist when we came across this ad. For posterity, the ad in its entirety:
$500 chill roomates 420 friendly
Hey my name is josh I’m 20 chill college student wit a room for rent in a chill apartment the master bedroom is available with no deposit u have ur own bathroom as well. Male of female don’t matter just want to find a chill roomate so if ur interested give me a Txt or call at 7602120980
Count em’, that’s four uses of the word “chill” in one ad.
For a laugh, I sent the guy the following text: “Hey chill bro, i was chilling and looking at that chill room on craigslist, would you be down to chill? BTW i’m wearing a sweater right now because there’s a chill in the air.”
His response: “Chill, bro. What’s ur name and when do you want to move in.”
Apparently his sarcasm detector is broken.