Me: I had a dream we did acid last night. And then I had another dream that I told you about it. So now I’m telling you. 

Gary: That’s funny. This girl I was with last night wants to do it this holiday season. It’s a great time. 

Me: It was the most vivid dream. Lots of swirling images. Feel like I’ve done acid without ever touching the stuff. 

Gary: Maybe you were a hippie in your past life. In that case, die.